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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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