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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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