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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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