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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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