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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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