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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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