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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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