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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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