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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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