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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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