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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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