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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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