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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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