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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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