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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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