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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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