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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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