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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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