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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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