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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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