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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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