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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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