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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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