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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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