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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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