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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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