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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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