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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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