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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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