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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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