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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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