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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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