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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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