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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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