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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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