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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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