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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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