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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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