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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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