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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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