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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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