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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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