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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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