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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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