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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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