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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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