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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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