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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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