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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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