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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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