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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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