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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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