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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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