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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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