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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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