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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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