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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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